Thursday 5 February 2009

One Liners

Don't let your worries get theBest of you; remember, Moses started Out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.

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The L-rd didn't create anythingWithout a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end, You'll find G-d lives there.
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Of the bus, the middle of the road, and The back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation Bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong..
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If the church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has..
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G-d Himself does not propose to judge A man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concreteThoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people Change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, Not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch Them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God Chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark Where God puts a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men
To take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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G-d grades on the cross, not thecurve.

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G-d loves everyone, but prefers'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

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G-d promises a safe landing, Not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!
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If G-d is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:Don't give G-d instructions -- just report for duty!*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
*The task ahead of us is never as Great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you toWhere the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, The message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him.

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